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Bill Clinton Asks G.W. Bush For Help

As it turns out, Bill Clinton suddenly wants to be an ambassador.  Can GW help him out?

Bill Clinton: I'm in a real jam.  I need you to make me ambassador to Rio or Amsterdam.

GW Bush: But Bill, Hillary's in the Senate.  Sending you to Amsterdam would be like asking her to quit her job and move.  I'd never do that.

Bill Clinton: You don't understand.  Now she's not even running for VP.  That's all I'll hear about for 4 years.  I gotta get out of the country.

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