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Top 7 Better League Names For The “Catholic 7”

As you may have heard, seven Catholic schools (DePaul, Georgetown, Marquette, Providence, Seton Hall, St. John’s and Villanova) are leaving the Big East to form their own basketball conference.  Rumor has it they’re going to appropriate the Big East name and add three more schools.  Do they really need to take the name with them when they leave?  Here’s the top 7  better league names for the “Catholic 7.”  (Substitute “10” for “7” if you think they’re adding some schools.

#7:  Bless Me Father For I Have Fouled 7

#6:  No One Expects The Hoops Inquisition 7

#5:  Scandal Waiting to Happen 7

#4:  Choir Boy 7

#3:  Indulgence 7

#2:  Separation of Church and State 7

And the #1 better league name for the Catholic 7 is…

Vow of Poverty 7

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